the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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