I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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