How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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