But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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