i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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