yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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