What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
