I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Randomize