I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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