No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
im holly from the hills drunk
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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