I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I am mentally ready for anal.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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