The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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