He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
