It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
