have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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