i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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