i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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