omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Randomize
