I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He kissed a someone with a penis
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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