My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
