He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think I sprained my soul last night
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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