evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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