quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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