So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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