What a fucking waste of an outfit
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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