It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
