let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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