I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Let's get the cat blown out
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I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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