I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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