i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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