the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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