shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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