I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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