Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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