You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
What happened to fro yo and sex?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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