Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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