I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
