everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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