omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
She said her name was "party"
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
