she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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