i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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