Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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