We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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