coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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