Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes

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(325): View more from Texas

I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka

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(949): View more from California

the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job

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(951): View more from California

His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format

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(606): View more from Kentucky

The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish

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