is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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