No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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