Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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