we have pet lesbian snakes
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
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you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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