She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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