what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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