We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I think my moral compass just broke
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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