Who did Billy Mays play for?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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