I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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